What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are some alternative ways to express gratitude or acknowledge thanks in English or French without using the phrases "thank you" or "you're welcome"?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What was your best revenge story?

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

Octopussy

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why don't I get sleep at nights?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

Dr No

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?